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Hamburgers
3
14%
Beer
7
32%
Oral Sex
12
55%
 
Total votes: 22

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One of them you can have as often as you like (or can get it) for the rest of your life. You have to give up the other two completely...
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Too easy. I can switch to whiskey and steak.
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Rohan wrote:Too easy. I can switch to whiskey and steak.

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I don't understand the choice...who would pick otherwise?

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Can you change the answer every 5 years or so? I ain't had a BJ in so long anyways, I'll go with beer.
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I'm going with hummers and I'll drink Zima. :?
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I've enjoyed two of those today.
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kodos wrote:I've enjoyed two of those today.
Count me in as one who always thought the 3 were one in the same...

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I need a clarification......giving or receiving oral. For that matter domestic and import beer?
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kodos wrote:I've enjoyed two of those today.
2 questions then...

1) What did you put on the burger?

2) How cold was the beer?
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Bzzzzzz...

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kodos wrote:Bzzzzzz...

A guy in the Burger King parking lot told me he would buy my lunch if I blew him.

So, what did you get with your free lunch?
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I'll actually make the argument for beer.

For one thing- I would never, EVER say that I'd rather have a beer as opposed to a BJ on any given night- that needs no explaining.

BUT- over the course of your whole life? Assuming you like beer, and some of the best nights hanging out with the guys involve beers and watchin a game/ hanging at the bars, etc- I donno, I feel like as long as you got a good woman, good foreplay and good sex every night can definitely compensate for no BJ's but no immediate compensation comes to mind when you think of beer. Hard alcohol has its place, but I couldn't substitute it for beer universally, that wouldn't work for me.
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Rohan wrote:Too easy. I can switch to whiskey and steak.
Yeah, but my shlong won't work after I'm 60, 70 years old (or so I'm told) without drugs, and even then I don't know if I want some hearing-aid wearing grandma taking her dentures out to get a tounsil massage. So I'm going with beer. My grandpa is 90 and that's the only thing he enjoys any more.
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