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F, marry, kill

Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 4:58 pm
by Leedog
The game is to pick 3 people that would fit into the same category. Like hot chicks from a few years ago, Pam Anderson, Carmen Electra and Cindy Crawford. You have to F one, marry one, and kill one. Or it could be old broads like Barbara Bush, Mother Theresa, and Betty White. Can be funny sitting around drinking.

Re: F, marry, kill

Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 5:27 pm
by goon attack
F- Salma Hayek
M- Penelope Cruz
K- Jennifer Lopez

Re: F, marry, kill

Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 7:21 pm
by Leedog
I might switch Salma and Penelope, but definetly kill J ho.

Re: F, marry, kill

Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 9:26 pm
by goon attack
Leedog wrote:I might switch Salma and Penelope, but definetly kill J ho.
I dunno man. Salma seems a little too uppity to have as a wife. But that would also make her a better lay, assuming of course that she isn't a stuck up byotch who thinks her shit don't stink.

If she's never heard the term "ass to mouth" then she can take a hike. I like my bitches to be privy to the nasty side. She better know and relish her role as an amateur porn star in the sack or she's more than welcome to mosey on to the next cock and balls.

Penelope seems more like the wife type to me. Cleans up great but also will cook some feasts and fetch beers like a good little woman without a second thought. Them's the kind of slimmies goon likes.

Of course, my wife is NOTHING like that, perhaps explaining why I'm here 28 hours a day, spamming the place up with inane political takes that get tards a meltin'

:okman:

Re: F, marry, kill

Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 9:28 pm
by stlmark
F- Shannon Elizabeth
M- Christina Applegate
K- Juliette Lewis

Re: F, marry, kill

Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 9:36 pm
by goon attack
stlmark wrote:F- Shannon Elizabeth
M- Christina Applegate
K- Juliette Lewis
pretty good one. I concur.

another:

F- Paris Hilton
M- Mandy Moore
K- Lindsay Lohan

Re: F, marry, kill

Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 9:42 pm
by stlmark
Ok, I have another. Real World style. Yes, I watch that show.

F- Svetlana from RW Key West
M- Mallory from RW Paris
K- Coral from the RW Back to NY

Re: F, marry, kill

Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 2:09 am
by hockeychick5739
Ahem..
F-Backes
M-Stempniak
K-Janssen

Come on, guys, you know you want to, :lol:

Re: F, marry, kill

Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 11:48 am
by STL JA
F - Jenny McCarthy
M- Jessica Alba
K- Britney Spears

Re: F, marry, kill

Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 12:38 pm
by ohio BLUES
I've never heard of this game before!

Please tell me more!

:lol:

Re: F, marry, kill

Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 10:58 pm
by Leedog
F sheep
M dog
K cow
They have to all be female though....none of that sick shit.

Re: F, marry, kill

Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 11:07 am
by Steve Levy Sucks
:lol:

Re: F, marry, kill

Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 3:30 pm
by SixDemonBag
F- Jennifer Connely
M - Jennifer Love Hewitt
K - Oprah :okman:

Re: F, marry, kill

Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 5:03 pm
by Leedog
See, everyone wants to kill Oprah, so she doesn't belong in that category. You need another hot chick. Now for Oprah, something like
F Patty Labelle
M Oprah
K Starr Jones

Re: F, marry, kill

Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 6:47 pm
by STL JA
Leedog wrote:See, everyone wants to kill Oprah, so she doesn't belong in that category. You need another hot chick. Now for Oprah, something like
F Patty Labelle
M Oprah
K Starr Jones
I'd marry her for her money.

Re: F, marry, kill

Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 6:53 pm
by #1ELPBluzFan
F- Jennifer I Love your Hugetits
M- Eva Longoria (pre-Tony P, of course!)
K- Lisa Lampinelli

Re: F, marry, kill

Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 8:27 pm
by SixDemonBag
Leedog wrote:See, everyone wants to kill Oprah, so she doesn't belong in that category. You need another hot chick. Now for Oprah, something like
F Patty Labelle
M Oprah
K Starr Jones
Hey! I got my first star! Sweet.

Anyway....I'm somewhat confused. All three chicks have to fit into the same category (i.e. hot, thick & nasty, old & haggard, etc)? Or the desire to assassinate Oprah is a universal constant so it doesn't really count? Where have I lost my way here?

Re: F, marry, kill

Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 9:01 pm
by SteveO
Usually you don't get to pick your 3... someone else suggests 3, then you make your selections and suggest another 3 for someone else to pick.

Re: F, marry, kill

Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 10:51 pm
by ohio BLUES
Prngr44 wrote:Usually you don't get to pick your 3... someone else suggests 3, then you make your selections and suggest another 3 for someone else to pick.
Okay then...

Rosie O'Donnell
Kirstie Alley
Queen Latifah

Re: F, marry, kill

Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 5:58 am
by Leedog
SixDemonBag wrote:
Leedog wrote:See, everyone wants to kill Oprah, so she doesn't belong in that category. You need another hot chick. Now for Oprah, something like
F Patty Labelle
M Oprah
K Starr Jones
Hey! I got my first star! Sweet.

Anyway....I'm somewhat confused. All three chicks have to fit into the same category (i.e. hot, thick & nasty, old & haggard, etc)? Or the desire to assassinate Oprah is a universal constant so it doesn't really count? Where have I lost my way here?
All three have to fit the same category. Oprah can't compete with the hot chicks, but she could prevail against other pigs. Mostly $$$$.