F, marry, kill

[Leedog]

The game is to pick 3 people that would fit into the same category. Like hot chicks from a few years ago, Pam Anderson, Carmen Electra and Cindy Crawford. You have to F one, marry one, and kill one. Or it could be old broads like Barbara Bush, Mother Theresa, and Betty White. Can be funny sitting around drinking.

[goon attack]

F- Salma Hayek
M- Penelope Cruz
K- Jennifer Lopez

[Leedog]

I might switch Salma and Penelope, but definetly kill J ho.

[goon attack]

I might switch Salma and Penelope, but definetly kill J ho.

I dunno man. Salma seems a little too uppity to have as a wife. But that would also make her a better lay, assuming of course that she isn't a stuck up byotch who thinks her shit don't stink.

If she's never heard the term "ass to mouth" then she can take a hike. I like my bitches to be privy to the nasty side. She better know and relish her role as an amateur porn star in the sack or she's more than welcome to mosey on to the next cock and balls.

Penelope seems more like the wife type to me. Cleans up great but also will cook some feasts and fetch beers like a good little woman without a second thought. Them's the kind of slimmies goon likes.

Of course, my wife is NOTHING like that, perhaps explaining why I'm here 28 hours a day, spamming the place up with inane political takes that get tards a meltin'

[stlmark]

F- Shannon Elizabeth
M- Christina Applegate
K- Juliette Lewis

[goon attack]

F- Shannon Elizabeth
M- Christina Applegate
K- Juliette Lewis

pretty good one. I concur.

another:

F- Paris Hilton
M- Mandy Moore
K- Lindsay Lohan

[stlmark]

Ok, I have another. Real World style. Yes, I watch that show.

F- Svetlana from RW Key West
M- Mallory from RW Paris
K- Coral from the RW Back to NY

[hockeychick5739]

Ahem..
F-Backes
M-Stempniak
K-Janssen

Come on, guys, you know you want to,

[STL JA]

F - Jenny McCarthy
M- Jessica Alba
K- Britney Spears

[ohio BLUES]

I've never heard of this game before!

Please tell me more!

[Leedog]

F sheep
M dog
K cow
They have to all be female though....none of that sick shit.

[Steve Levy Sucks]

[SixDemonBag]

F- Jennifer Connely
M - Jennifer Love Hewitt
K - Oprah

[Leedog]

See, everyone wants to kill Oprah, so she doesn't belong in that category. You need another hot chick. Now for Oprah, something like
F Patty Labelle
M Oprah
K Starr Jones

[STL JA]

See, everyone wants to kill Oprah, so she doesn't belong in that category. You need another hot chick. Now for Oprah, something like
F Patty Labelle
M Oprah
K Starr Jones

I'd marry her for her money.

[#1ELPBluzFan]

F- Jennifer I Love your Hugetits
M- Eva Longoria (pre-Tony P, of course!)
K- Lisa Lampinelli

[SixDemonBag]

See, everyone wants to kill Oprah, so she doesn't belong in that category. You need another hot chick. Now for Oprah, something like
F Patty Labelle
M Oprah
K Starr Jones

Hey! I got my first star! Sweet.

Anyway....I'm somewhat confused. All three chicks have to fit into the same category (i.e. hot, thick & nasty, old & haggard, etc)? Or the desire to assassinate Oprah is a universal constant so it doesn't really count? Where have I lost my way here?

[SteveO]

Usually you don't get to pick your 3... someone else suggests 3, then you make your selections and suggest another 3 for someone else to pick.

[ohio BLUES]

Usually you don't get to pick your 3... someone else suggests 3, then you make your selections and suggest another 3 for someone else to pick.

Okay then...

Rosie O'Donnell
Kirstie Alley
Queen Latifah

[Leedog]

See, everyone wants to kill Oprah, so she doesn't belong in that category. You need another hot chick. Now for Oprah, something like
F Patty Labelle
M Oprah
K Starr Jones

Hey! I got my first star! Sweet.

Anyway....I'm somewhat confused. All three chicks have to fit into the same category (i.e. hot, thick & nasty, old & haggard, etc)? Or the desire to assassinate Oprah is a universal constant so it doesn't really count? Where have I lost my way here?

All three have to fit the same category. Oprah can't compete with the hot chicks, but she could prevail against other pigs. Mostly $$$$.