new random observation thread

Steve Levy Sucks · Post by **Steve Levy Sucks** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 1:23 pm

the knob wrote:Too damn many Red Wings jerseys at my son's hockey practice last night. Is five too young to teach him proper hatred of the winged wheel and how to put a beatdown on his teammates that wear it?

I'm pretty sure my 5-year old could beat your 5-year olds ass.

ViPeRx007 · Post by **ViPeRx007** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 1:24 pm

Steve Levy Sucks wrote:
the knob wrote:Too damn many Red Wings jerseys at my son's hockey practice last night. Is five too young to teach him proper hatred of the winged wheel and how to put a beatdown on his teammates that wear it?
I'm pretty sure your 5-year old could beat my ass.

ftfy

the knob · Post by **the knob** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 1:50 pm

ViPeRx007 wrote:
the knob wrote:Too damn many Red Wings jerseys at my son's hockey practice last night. Is five too young to teach him proper hatred of the winged wheel and how to put a beatdown on his teammates that wear it?
If anything it's too old. You'd better get crackin' on instilling some hate into that boy!

Sounds like goon needs to make a visit west for an inspirational talk.

the knob · Post by **the knob** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 1:50 pm

Steve Levy Sucks wrote: I'm pretty sure my 5-year old could beat your 5-year olds ass.

Get out, everyone knows that kids in the Detroit area don't know their real dads.

Steve Levy Sucks · Post by **Steve Levy Sucks** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 1:55 pm

the knob wrote:
Steve Levy Sucks wrote: I'm pretty sure my 5-year old could beat your 5-year olds ass.
Get out, everyone knows that kids in the Detroit area don't know their real dads.

That is probably true.

I know you're from the back woods of Missouri and all - but is 60 miles SouthWest of Detroit really considered the 'Detroit area'? Would that make Columbia Missouri part of the St. Louis area?

the knob · Post by **the knob** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 2:15 pm

Steve Levy Sucks wrote: I know you're from the back woods of Missouri and all - but is 60 miles SouthWest of Detroit really considered the 'Detroit area'?

Detroit seemed to sprawl forever last time I was up there on business. I would be OK with nuking the whole state though to render this question moot.

Steve Levy Sucks wrote: Would that make Columbia Missouri part of the St. Louis era?

Fixed and no.

Mellanby_equals_grit · Thu Feb 15, 2007 2:53 pm

So me and my friend are high last night.. Break out some popsicles.. I read the joke "How do you fix a broken chimp" then a few minutes later when I finish the popsicle "with a monkey wrench".. And it was actually funny.

mdc312 · Post by **mdc312** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 12:51 pm

some amazing guitar playing!!!

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stlbluz · Post by **stlbluz** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 1:27 pm

Mellanby_equals_grit wrote:So me and my friend are high last night.. Break out some popsicles.. I read the joke "How do you fix a broken chimp" then a few minutes later when I finish the popsicle "with a monkey wrench".. And it was actually funny.

That wasn't a popsicle.

rebelmusic · Post by **rebelmusic** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 7:25 pm

The 'good daddy' thread disappeared...what happen?

illownyou · Post by **illownyou** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 7:37 pm

rebelmusic wrote:The 'good daddy' thread disappeared...what happen?

Good Daddy got handled.

the knob · Post by **the knob** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 7:42 pm

Driving home this evening and heard that Mizzou's production of the Vagina Monologues this year has 69 cast members. Luckily I was driving at a low speed when I started laughing.

Donuts_For_Koharski · Post by **Donuts_For_Koharski** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 7:05 am

Someone tell Curt's wife to stop pissing in his cornflakes. I'm sorry. Is this on topic for this thread?

the knob · Post by **the knob** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 12:54 pm

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Nyghtewynd · Post by **Nyghtewynd** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 1:39 pm

the knob wrote:Driving home this evening and heard that Mizzou's production of the Vagina Monologues this year has 69 cast members. Luckily I was driving at a low speed when I started laughing.

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Mellanby_equals_grit · Wed Feb 21, 2007 6:38 pm

stlbluz wrote:
Mellanby_equals_grit wrote:So me and my friend are high last night.. Break out some popsicles.. I read the joke "How do you fix a broken chimp" then a few minutes later when I finish the popsicle "with a monkey wrench".. And it was actually funny.
That wasn't a popsicle.

This is the random observation thread.. Not stlbluz's sexual fantasies thread.. I'll start that thread later.

Portland Blues · Post by **Portland Blues** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 7:28 pm

The mailman for my neighborhood is a freak. So was the one before.

elmerslashp · Post by **elmerslashp** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 7:51 pm

My neighbor has two dogs, and so do I.

Portland Blues · Post by **Portland Blues** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 8:16 pm

elmerslashp wrote:My neighbor has two dogs, and so do I.

Any rabbits?

the knob · Post by **the knob** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 3:39 pm

Went to the Wal-Marts with a coworker over lunch and while waiting for them to finish up, notice one of those gumball type vending machines were selling cups of the various NHL champions. However, it wasn't Stanley Cups that were adorned with the logo and year of the win. No, they were Smurf-sized coffee cups. WTF?