Alkali metals

[rebelmusic]

Some say they are unstable, some say they are reactionary.

What do you think?

[stinkdified]

so, a neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. the bartender hands him the beer and he asks how much. the bartender responds "for you sir, no charge".

[section319]

so, a neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. the bartender hands him the beer and he asks how much. the bartender responds "for you sir, no charge".

Now, that there sir is quality.

[Ruutu15]

so, a neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. the bartender hands him the beer and he asks how much. the bartender responds "for you sir, no charge".

WOCKA WOCKA WOCKA!

[stinkdified]

so, a neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. the bartender hands him the beer and he asks how much. the bartender responds "for you sir, no charge".

Now, that there sir is quality.

so, two atoms were walking down the street and one said to the other 'i think i lost an electron'. the other said 'are you sure?'. the first one said 'yea, im positive.'

what did the 0 say to the 8?
Nice Belt

[Rocketpop]

so, a neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. the bartender hands him the beer and he asks how much. the bartender responds "for you sir, no charge".

Fallout 3, eh?

[stinkdified]

so, a neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. the bartender hands him the beer and he asks how much. the bartender responds "for you sir, no charge".

Fallout 3, eh?

huh?

i know that joke 'cause im an engineer (which means i enjoy corny science jokes) and (more relevant) because my brother is a chemistry major, which is where i heard it.

[Rocketpop]

so, a neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. the bartender hands him the beer and he asks how much. the bartender responds "for you sir, no charge".

Fallout 3, eh?

huh?

i know that joke 'cause im an engineer (which means i enjoy corny science jokes) and (more relevant) because my brother is a chemistry major, which is where i heard it.

In FO3, You can ask the robot housekeeper to tell you jokes, which are always terrible. That was the first one he told me.