I'm pretty sure my 5-year old could beat your 5-year olds ass.the knob wrote:Too damn many Red Wings jerseys at my son's hockey practice last night. Is five too young to teach him proper hatred of the winged wheel and how to put a beatdown on his teammates that wear it?
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ftfySteve Levy Sucks wrote:I'm pretty sure your 5-year old could beat my ass.the knob wrote:Too damn many Red Wings jerseys at my son's hockey practice last night. Is five too young to teach him proper hatred of the winged wheel and how to put a beatdown on his teammates that wear it?
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Sounds like goon needs to make a visit west for an inspirational talk.ViPeRx007 wrote:If anything it's too old. You'd better get crackin' on instilling some hate into that boy!the knob wrote:Too damn many Red Wings jerseys at my son's hockey practice last night. Is five too young to teach him proper hatred of the winged wheel and how to put a beatdown on his teammates that wear it?
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That is probably true.the knob wrote:Get out, everyone knows that kids in the Detroit area don't know their real dads.Steve Levy Sucks wrote: I'm pretty sure my 5-year old could beat your 5-year olds ass.
I know you're from the back woods of Missouri and all - but is 60 miles SouthWest of Detroit really considered the 'Detroit area'? Would that make Columbia Missouri part of the St. Louis area?
Detroit seemed to sprawl forever last time I was up there on business. I would be OK with nuking the whole state though to render this question moot.Steve Levy Sucks wrote: I know you're from the back woods of Missouri and all - but is 60 miles SouthWest of Detroit really considered the 'Detroit area'?
Fixed and no.Steve Levy Sucks wrote: Would that make Columbia Missouri part of the St. Louis era?
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That wasn't a popsicle.Mellanby_equals_grit wrote:So me and my friend are high last night.. Break out some popsicles.. I read the joke "How do you fix a broken chimp" then a few minutes later when I finish the popsicle "with a monkey wrench".. And it was actually funny.
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This is the random observation thread.. Not stlbluz's sexual fantasies thread.. I'll start that thread later.stlbluz wrote:That wasn't a popsicle.Mellanby_equals_grit wrote:So me and my friend are high last night.. Break out some popsicles.. I read the joke "How do you fix a broken chimp" then a few minutes later when I finish the popsicle "with a monkey wrench".. And it was actually funny.
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Went to the Wal-Marts with a coworker over lunch and while waiting for them to finish up, notice one of those gumball type vending machines were selling cups of the various NHL champions. However, it wasn't Stanley Cups that were adorned with the logo and year of the win. No, they were Smurf-sized coffee cups. WTF?