How dare Mary and Joseph not have a Polaroid handy when Jeebus was born!JesusNEVERexisted wrote:Miles, posting cartoons in the clouds with fire and lightning only helps prove my point!
Thanks for perpetuating the Jesus myth!
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LOLglen a richter wrote:How dare Mary and Joseph not have a Polaroid handy when Jeebus was born!JesusNEVERexisted wrote:Miles, posting cartoons in the clouds with fire and lightning only helps prove my point!
Thanks for perpetuating the Jesus myth!
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The forum still doesn't work on my Commodore 64.
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No joke my parents still had the old Commodore 64 in their basement up until hurricane sandy flooded them out.Portland Blues wrote:The forum still doesn't work on my Commodore 64.
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I got a snake mayne!!JesusNEVERexisted wrote:Miles, posting cartoons in the clouds with fire and lightning only helps prove my point!
Thanks for perpetuating the Jesus myth!
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Awesome. Maybe you buy them a new Tandy computer to replace it?glen a richter wrote:No joke my parents still had the old Commodore 64 in their basement up until hurricane sandy flooded them out.Portland Blues wrote:The forum still doesn't work on my Commodore 64.
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Not a SINGLE eyewitness account nor a contemporary account! This mythical Jesus never wrote a single word or left a shred a physical evidence behind. Even the EARLIEST Christians or Romans NEVER saw him. He was always someone who supposedly existed in the past that NO ONE ever saw! LMAO!glen a richter wrote:How dare Mary and Joseph not have a Polaroid handy when Jeebus was born!JesusNEVERexisted wrote:Miles, posting cartoons in the clouds with fire and lightning only helps prove my point!
Thanks for perpetuating the Jesus myth!
You can't simply say "the bible says so" because the same way Christians dismiss other scriptures like the Adi Granth, Avesta, Book of Certitude, Bhagvad Gita, Ramayana, Dhammapada, Rig Vedas, Upanishads, Tibetan Book of the Dead, etc. etc. the bible is not evidence either!
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Hey, this Jeezus sounds interesting. Can you guys tell me more?
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This guy is up to 528 posts. He's probably the most prolific poster on the board since he joined. Do with that what you will....JesusNEVERexisted wrote:Not a SINGLE eyewitness account nor a contemporary account! This mythical Jesus never wrote a single word or left a shred a physical evidence behind. Even the EARLIEST Christians or Romans NEVER saw him. He was always someone who supposedly existed in the past that NO ONE ever saw! LMAO!glen a richter wrote:How dare Mary and Joseph not have a Polaroid handy when Jeebus was born!JesusNEVERexisted wrote:Miles, posting cartoons in the clouds with fire and lightning only helps prove my point!
Thanks for perpetuating the Jesus myth!
You can't simply say "the bible says so" because the same way Christians dismiss other scriptures like the Adi Granth, Avesta, Book of Certitude, Bhagvad Gita, Ramayana, Dhammapada, Rig Vedas, Upanishads, Tibetan Book of the Dead, etc. etc. the bible is not evidence either!
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Sounds like a cool dude, actually he posts on here every now and then.ecbm wrote:Hey, this Jeezus sounds interesting. Can you guys tell me more?
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Most of it during the offseason at that.dmiles2186 wrote:This guy is up to 528 posts. He's probably the most prolific poster on the board since he joined. Do with that what you will....JesusNEVERexisted wrote:Not a SINGLE eyewitness account nor a contemporary account! This mythical Jesus never wrote a single word or left a shred a physical evidence behind. Even the EARLIEST Christians or Romans NEVER saw him. He was always someone who supposedly existed in the past that NO ONE ever saw! LMAO!glen a richter wrote:How dare Mary and Joseph not have a Polaroid handy when Jeebus was born!JesusNEVERexisted wrote:Miles, posting cartoons in the clouds with fire and lightning only helps prove my point!
Thanks for perpetuating the Jesus myth!
You can't simply say "the bible says so" because the same way Christians dismiss other scriptures like the Adi Granth, Avesta, Book of Certitude, Bhagvad Gita, Ramayana, Dhammapada, Rig Vedas, Upanishads, Tibetan Book of the Dead, etc. etc. the bible is not evidence either!
MASSIVELY owned dude!
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I have to say, Jesus seems to be living pretty large and rent-free in JNE's head for him to choose that username for a HOCKEY MESSAGE BOARD.
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Dag, I'll have to watch for that.STLADOGG wrote:Sounds like a cool dude, actually he posts on here every now and then.ecbm wrote:Hey, this Jeezus sounds interesting. Can you guys tell me more?
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[youtube][/youtube]gaijin wrote:I have to say, Jesus seems to be living pretty large and rent-free in JNE's head for him to choose that username for a HOCKEY MESSAGE BOARD.
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Here I am again, proving my existence on LGB forum.JesusNEVERexisted wrote:Miles, posting cartoons in the clouds with fire and lightning only helps prove my point!
Thanks for perpetuating the Jesus myth!
I'll be away for 3 days; but I will be back, no worries.
Also can someone change the thing from "Prospect" to "Savior who Died for All of Your Sins"?....
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Anyone can call themselves Jesus. Mexicans do all the time.Jesus wrote:Here I am again, proving my existence on LGB forum.JesusNEVERexisted wrote:Miles, posting cartoons in the clouds with fire and lightning only helps prove my point!
Thanks for perpetuating the Jesus myth!
I'll be away for 3 days; but I will be back, no worries.
Also can someone change the thing from "Prospect" to "Savior who Died for All of Your Sins"?....
It's the Jesus of the bible that is a pure MYTH! No one walked on water, or turned water into wine, or magically healed the sick, raised the dead, etc. etc.
That Jesus is as fake as Harry Potter or the Green Goblin!
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Technically, so are you, JNE. Since no one on this forum can confirm your actual existence, by your own logic, you don't exist.JesusNEVERexisted wrote:Anyone can call themselves Jesus. Mexicans do all the time.Jesus wrote:Here I am again, proving my existence on LGB forum.JesusNEVERexisted wrote:Miles, posting cartoons in the clouds with fire and lightning only helps prove my point!
Thanks for perpetuating the Jesus myth!
I'll be away for 3 days; but I will be back, no worries.
Also can someone change the thing from "Prospect" to "Savior who Died for All of Your Sins"?....
It's the Jesus of the bible that is a pure MYTH! No one walked on water, or turned water into wine, or magically healed the sick, raised the dead, etc. etc.
That Jesus is as fake as Harry Potter or the Green Goblin!
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Damn we gotta wait 3 days for a reply?ComradeT wrote:Technically, so are you, JNE. Since no one on this forum can confirm your actual existence, by your own logic, you don't exist.JesusNEVERexisted wrote:Anyone can call themselves Jesus. Mexicans do all the time.Jesus wrote:Here I am again, proving my existence on LGB forum.JesusNEVERexisted wrote:Miles, posting cartoons in the clouds with fire and lightning only helps prove my point!
Thanks for perpetuating the Jesus myth!
I'll be away for 3 days; but I will be back, no worries.
Also can someone change the thing from "Prospect" to "Savior who Died for All of Your Sins"?....
It's the Jesus of the bible that is a pure MYTH! No one walked on water, or turned water into wine, or magically healed the sick, raised the dead, etc. etc.
That Jesus is as fake as Harry Potter or the Green Goblin!
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I could say the same thing about you. The fact that I can type on a keyboard is a lot more than Jesus ever did.ComradeT wrote:Technically, so are you, JNE. Since no one on this forum can confirm your actual existence, by your own logic, you don't exist.JesusNEVERexisted wrote:Anyone can call themselves Jesus. Mexicans do all the time.Jesus wrote:Here I am again, proving my existence on LGB forum.JesusNEVERexisted wrote:Miles, posting cartoons in the clouds with fire and lightning only helps prove my point!
Thanks for perpetuating the Jesus myth!
I'll be away for 3 days; but I will be back, no worries.
Also can someone change the thing from "Prospect" to "Savior who Died for All of Your Sins"?....
It's the Jesus of the bible that is a pure MYTH! No one walked on water, or turned water into wine, or magically healed the sick, raised the dead, etc. etc.
That Jesus is as fake as Harry Potter or the Green Goblin!
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Jesus posted in this very thread. With a keyboard. So by your reasoning he's doing just the same amount as you did to prove your existence.JesusNEVERexisted wrote:I could say the same thing about you. The fact that I can type on a keyboard is a lot more than Jesus ever did.ComradeT wrote:Technically, so are you, JNE. Since no one on this forum can confirm your actual existence, by your own logic, you don't exist.JesusNEVERexisted wrote:Anyone can call themselves Jesus. Mexicans do all the time.Jesus wrote:Here I am again, proving my existence on LGB forum.JesusNEVERexisted wrote:Miles, posting cartoons in the clouds with fire and lightning only helps prove my point!
Thanks for perpetuating the Jesus myth!
I'll be away for 3 days; but I will be back, no worries.
Also can someone change the thing from "Prospect" to "Savior who Died for All of Your Sins"?....
It's the Jesus of the bible that is a pure MYTH! No one walked on water, or turned water into wine, or magically healed the sick, raised the dead, etc. etc.
That Jesus is as fake as Harry Potter or the Green Goblin!
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