Let's Go Blues

A week from the Blues dropping the puck, and I believe 5 days before the first NHL game. So let's guess what will happen and then look back in June and laugh at each other over how wrong we were.

Eastern Conference Champion:

Western Conference Champion:

Stanley Cup Winner:

President's Trophy Winner:

Hart Trophy:

Vezina Trophy:

Norris Trophy:

Art Ross Trophy:

Any other predictions:

Eastern Conference Champion: Rangers

Western Conference Champion: Kings

Stanley Cup Winner: Rangers

President's Trophy Winner: Blues

Hart Trophy: Stamkos (I'm basically picking a name out of a hat that doesn't include Red Wings, Blackhawks or Penguins here)

Vezina Trophy: Henrik Lundquist

Norris Trophy: Pietrangelo

Art Ross Trophy: Stamkos

Any other predictions: Kane is still a pussy.

Eastern Conference Champion:New Jersey Devils

Western Conference Champion:St. Louis Blues

Stanley Cup Winner:Mike Ditka and the 1985 Bears

President's Trophy Winner:Chicago Blackhawks

Hart Trophy:Jonathan Toews

Vezina Trophy:Jaroslav Halák

Norris Trophy:Kris Letang

Art Ross Trophy:Sidney Crosby

Any other predictions:In a dark and strange turn of the NHL's storied history, both teams to compete in the Stanley Cup finals are killed when Mike Ditka drives the Chicago Bears team bus over all players and personnel of both the St. Louis Blues and the New Jersey Devils. Instead of witnessing the first drop of the puck in what would be game one of the Stanley Cup finals, horrified and saddened hockey fans at the Scotttrade Center are forced to watch members of the 1985 Chicago Bears perform the superbowl shuffle continuously for 3 hours.

Eastern Conference Champion: Rangers

Western Conference Champion: I want to believe this is the year the Blues make a run.

Stanley Cup Winner: Rangers

President's Trophy Winner: Blackhawks

Hart Trophy: Crosby. Hard to believe he's only won it once. If dude stays healthy the full season, it's his.

Vezina Trophy: Lundqvist

Norris Trophy: Lidstrom....even in retirement. Only kidding. I think Doughty breaks through.

Art Ross Trophy: Malkin

Any other predictions: The forum as a whole will collectively call the Blues season 'done' at least 300 times. Jaden Schwartz will be the Blues' best player by the end of the season. Tyler Seguin will serve a lengthy suspension for stupidity off the ice. USA wins Gold. USA! USA!

This pains me to no end, but....

Eastern Conference Champion: Pittsburgh

Western Conference Champion: LA

Stanley Cup Winner: LA

President's Trophy Winner: NY Rangers

Hart Trophy: Crosby

Vezina Trophy: Quick

Norris Trophy: Weber

Art Ross Trophy: Malkin

Any other predictions: Blues trade Halak or Elliott. Detroit thrives in the Eastern Conference....just because they're mother (frank)ers.

EA Sports says we're going to win so I'm going with that.

Eastern Conference Champion: Pittsburgh

Western Conference Champion: St. Louis

Stanley Cup Winner: St. Louis

President's Trophy Winner: Chicago

Hart Trophy: Sidney Crosby

Vezina Trophy: Halak

Norris Trophy: Drew Doughty, but Pie will be a finalist

Art Ross Trophy: Evgeni Malkin

Rocket Richard Trophy: Sidney Crosby or Ovechkin

Any other predictions:
Blues beat Chicago in west finals
Pitsburgh beat Rangers in the East
Halak stays healthy all year plays great, so we trade Elliot, Lapierre and Porter to the Flyers and get Simmonds and a conditional pick
Jaden Schwartz is our top scorer followed close by Chris Stewart.