My friend's mom ran into Oshie and Porter...

[beat2life]

at Victoria's Secret

[F Keenan]

Does your friends mom have any pics of Oshie and Porter at Victoria Secret with their shirts off?

[KC Express]

I was pretty sure where this story was going before I even clicked the link. But the additional information provided pretty well confirms it.

[DaDitka]

Since Oshie is with Porter now, does that mean Bergie scratched TJ's name off his trapper-keeeper?

[not_a_wings_fan]

So did Oshie and Porter run into your friend's mom too?

[thedoc]

Who pitches and who catches?

[kodos]

He's buying clothes for his girlfriend...



I'd probably be at Victoria's Secret every other day myself...

[ViPeRx007]

He's buying clothes for his girlfriend...



I'd probably be at Victoria's Secret every other day myself...

I'm sure he was buying "clothes"....a sweater, snow pants, something like that.

[thedoc]

He's buying clothes for his girlfriend...



I'd probably be at Victoria's Secret every other day myself...

I'm sure he was buying "clothes"....a sweater, snow pants, something like that.

It's a shame her Adams Apple is bigger than his.

[cardsfan04]

He's buying clothes for his girlfriend...



I'd probably be at Victoria's Secret every other day myself...

I'm sure he was buying "clothes"....a sweater, snow pants, something like that.

It's a shame her Adams Apple is bigger than his.

When looking at that picture, her adams apple is what you noticed?

[dmiles2186]

Maybe they were buying a gift for Todd Bertuzzi?

[beat2life]

Maybe they were buying a gift for Todd Bertuzzi?

I hope he likes lacey, red lingerie to match his jersey because that's what Osh was buying.

Here's the story:
My friend and her mom were at th' Secret. Someone bumps into my friend. She turns around to find Oshie holding a little red number and apologizing. After a brief moment of awkwardness, she recognizes him. (which I'm sure played out like this, "YOU'RE TJ OSHIE!!!" *turns towards Porter* "and yoooooou're........?") Mom steps in, gushes about how my brother is his biggest fan, and asks for a pic. The End. What happened later in the food court bathroom is between them, mall security, and the NHL.

Also, while you're not trolling Galleria bra shops looking for Blues players, be on the lookout for this character

"maybe that's his last name?" "or maybe he just wanted to immortalize his favorite commentator and player on one ugly looking circus jersey."

[thedoc]

:

When looking at that picture, her adams apple is what you noticed?

You have to check this shit out. You don't want hers to be bigger than yours. And now you know.

[deadphish]

Why even buy her any clothes with a bod like that? Keep her at home. Naked and cleaning the house.

[jens786]

Which mall was your friend's mom at?

[beat2life]

Also, while you're not trolling Galleria bra shops looking for Blues players

[philco_3]

Why even buy her any clothes with a bod like that? Keep her at home. Naked and cleaning the house.

I would say at least an apron has to be worn. Nothing more disgusting on a woman than bacon grease burns.

[gaijin]

Why even buy her any clothes with a bod like that? Keep her at home. Naked and cleaning the house.

I would say at least an apron has to be worn. Nothing more disgusting on a woman than bacon grease burns.

However, bacon on a woman...

[thedoc]

Why even buy her any clothes with a bod like that? Keep her at home. Naked and cleaning the house.

I would say at least an apron has to be worn. Nothing more disgusting on a woman than bacon grease burns.

An apron is required to hide the cigar burns you give her for spilling the bacon grease. Wow is that to 1950's?