Dollar Dave really is broke....

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Dollar Dave really is broke....

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And now he sold out and ruined the team calenders.

Every year the team calendar is one of the teams most popular promotions. A twelve month calendar with the Blues regular season schedule noted. Each month usually features features action shot of your favorite Blues players.......NOT THIS YEAR!

No, instead we got staged photos of the team in casual clothes about town with what? A Ford car of course.

Arnott at the Zoo with a F150,

Oshie outside Blueberry Hill with a Mustang

Bergie in front of the Scott with a Focus...... :facepalm:

No matter, it does have the schedule built in and I have 17 of them so if someone wants one, PM me.
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Yeah, I look forward to getting a new calendar for my office every year at the home opener. I took one look at it and threw it on the ground. That's all I need on a job site is a calendar of guys sprawled out over the hood of cars. Highly disappointed in the festivities and overall vibe of the game last night.
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Ya'll are homophobes, straight up.
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I think Simmonds was talking to the guy who designed the calender instead of Avery. Epic failure. Gay porn.
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My email to my Blues rep:

On behalf of straight Blues fans everywhere, I just wanted to thank the team for the gay porn calender given out last night. About as pathetic as the Journey song as a theme. EPIC FAILURE!!!!
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You just gotta wonder what some of the people handing out the calendars were thinking...

to say nothing of the players themselves when told they were contractually obligated to pose with cars :lol:

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The calender was full of high school senior pictures for all the Blues players
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ReelBluesFan887 wrote:The calender was full of high school senior pictures for all the Blues players
This is pretty much the exact same think I thought.
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Before the game I asked my buddy to pick me up a calander, he probably thinks I'm gay.

He gave me it today and :facepalm:
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STLADOGG wrote: He gave me it today and :facepalm:

What about the calendar?
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http://bluenotezone.com/2011/10/09/blue ... -misfires/

This is a slap in the face of the fans. I'd be pissed if I got this. I didn't get one and I'm pissed.

Sell this team and get a new marketing department already. Whoever green lit this thing needs to be fired. Immediately.
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kodos wrote:http://bluenotezone.com/2011/10/09/blue ... -misfires/

This is a slap in the face of the fans. I'd be pissed if I got this. I didn't get one and I'm pissed.

Sell this team and get a new marketing department already. Whoever green lit this thing needs to be fired. Immediately.

That is a perfect recap of the way the evening went.

Extremely disappointing.
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Long time BNF/LGB readers have to love this comment left on the blog linked above:

"The pregame show was corny. The calenders were a farce! No way I’d be caught with it. They could have at least put the new Mustang GT 5.0 in there! I would like them to also make the organ music louder as well as the foghorn. Halak looked like crap out there."

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Portland Blues wrote:Long time BNF/LGB readers have to love this comment left on the blog linked above:

"The pregame show was corny. The calenders were a farce! No way I’d be caught with it. They could have at least put the new Mustang GT 5.0 in there! I would like them to also make the organ music louder as well as the foghorn. Halak looked like crap out there."

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Ruutu15 wrote:
Portland Blues wrote:Long time BNF/LGB readers have to love this comment left on the blog linked above:

"The pregame show was corny. The calenders were a farce! No way I’d be caught with it. They could have at least put the new Mustang GT 5.0 in there! I would like them to also make the organ music louder as well as the foghorn. Halak looked like crap out there."

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I mailed them a letter. A real letter in the mail.

A very short and scathing letter.

I didn't even get a calendar this year and I'm mad. This is no way to treat the fanbase.

We deserve better.
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I don't know what you folks are talking about. I've always wanted to see a picture of TJ Oshie next to a Mustang airbrushed to make it look like it was taken on The Loop. This is the best giveaway EVER.

I can't wait until Mug Night when they give out those collapsing plastic cups with a giant Ford logo on them.
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Well Halaks picture is badass. Everyone else, not so much.
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STLADOGG wrote:Well Halaks picture is badass. his play, not so much.

Fixed :letsgoblues:
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I think I'm the only one who doesn't have a problem with either this or the Don't Stop Believing things. I mean, I get the criticism. Neither are all that great. But, I don't see either as that big of a deal either.
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