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"You see Manny, it's either a hook or a slice. It can't be both. How can it be a hook if it's a slice? Or if it's a slice, then it can't be a hook. You've gotta call it either one or the other. I really disagree with this call..."
"I swear I'm going to shove this iron down your throat. How'd I wind up in a cart with you??"
"What's that Manny?"
"Oh nothing. Yeah, you're right Bernie. Can't be both."
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Bernie: "I was a little worried about Dallas Drake in the booth"
Manny: "He was pretty good"
Bernie: "That's why I had his ass shipped off to Detroit"
Manny: "That'll teach him -- worst place evar!"
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Manny: I know that ball is around here somewhere...
Bernie: So John...I..I...mean Manny are you sure you hit it over here?...
Manny: I thought You watched the play...
Bernie: I did it was to the left...
Manny: I sliced it right...
Bernie: Yeah John...I..I...mean Manny I just didn't see it that way...I was standing back there to the right and you hit it to the left...oh you may be right John...I..I...mean Manny...Yeah that's right it was to the left and I was on the right...I never had this problem with Kenny...
Manny: What...I wasn't listening
Bernie: Yeah Kenny it was left...I'm sure it was left...
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"Manny Legace can drive a mean green golf cart and that's exactly what he did on this play"
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bernie: it's like we are driving on some kind of grass like surface

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"Let's see that little bitch Kerber bring out the Zamboni today!"

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"YEP!!!"

"It can't be both!"

"YEP!!!"

How many times are we going to hear that shit this year? We need to start a counter...

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All of those are great. Needed a good laugh this morning.

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Bump! I saw this picture in my photobucket account and I thought it was extra funny considering what has happened to Bernie and Manny since then. Time for new captions!
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TIME FOR THE ANNUAL GOLF CART CRASH DERBY!!!!1!!!

HEY LOOK! THERE'S EJ!!!11!!!1 LET'S GIT HIM!!!!!1!!!!
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Let's see if we can f@%k up EJ's other knee this year.
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Manny: "You're gona have to work the brakes Bernie, cause I can't stop sh*t"
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DaDitka wrote:Manny: "You're gona have to work the brakes Bernie, cause I can't stop sh*t"
:lol: Awesome!
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Are those stone-washed jean shorts?
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fargoblues wrote:Are those stone-washed jean shorts?
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