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Re: Schwartz

Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2014 11:56 am
by JesusNEVERexisted
ComradeT wrote:
big d note wrote:We had a poster from Sweden back when Berglund was drafted, I think it was Ehijo, who said that Berglund tended to get really down on himself when he didn't play well and go into a funk. At the time I wondered if the Blues had a sports psychologist on staff to deal with players like that. I still don't know whether they do or not, but it would make sense to have one.
They tried to hire his mom but she refused cause she knew better.
They tried to hire Berglund's own mom to be his psychologist?? :grin:

Re: Schwartz

Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2014 12:09 pm
by glen a richter
JesusNEVERexisted wrote:
ComradeT wrote:
big d note wrote:We had a poster from Sweden back when Berglund was drafted, I think it was Ehijo, who said that Berglund tended to get really down on himself when he didn't play well and go into a funk. At the time I wondered if the Blues had a sports psychologist on staff to deal with players like that. I still don't know whether they do or not, but it would make sense to have one.
They tried to hire his mom but she refused cause she knew better.
They tried to hire Berglund's own mom to be his psychologist?? :grin:
Proving one needs to possess intelligence to comprehend humor.

Re: Schwartz

Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2014 1:39 pm
by ComradeT
glen a richter wrote:
JesusNEVERexisted wrote:
ComradeT wrote:
big d note wrote:We had a poster from Sweden back when Berglund was drafted, I think it was Ehijo, who said that Berglund tended to get really down on himself when he didn't play well and go into a funk. At the time I wondered if the Blues had a sports psychologist on staff to deal with players like that. I still don't know whether they do or not, but it would make sense to have one.
They tried to hire his mom but she refused cause she knew better.
They tried to hire Berglund's own mom to be his psychologist?? :grin:
Proving one needs to possess intelligence to comprehend humor.
I love the interwebz cause there I can ALWAYS keep a straight face.

Re: Schwartz

Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2014 3:18 pm
by JesusNEVERexisted
glen a richter wrote:
JesusNEVERexisted wrote:
ComradeT wrote:
big d note wrote:We had a poster from Sweden back when Berglund was drafted, I think it was Ehijo, who said that Berglund tended to get really down on himself when he didn't play well and go into a funk. At the time I wondered if the Blues had a sports psychologist on staff to deal with players like that. I still don't know whether they do or not, but it would make sense to have one.
They tried to hire his mom but she refused cause she knew better.
They tried to hire Berglund's own mom to be his psychologist?? :grin:
Proving one needs to possess intelligence to comprehend humor.
Your not intelligent enough to know what humor is. That was NOT funny.

Re: Schwartz

Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2014 5:45 pm
by glen a richter
Whether it was funny or not is neither here nor there. It was an obvious attempt at humor but you thought it was a serious comment, thus not getting the intent of the original post. Failure to recognize humor, good or bad, shows a lack of intelligence on your part and even top psychiatrists say so.

Re: Schwartz

Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2014 8:37 pm
by STLADOGG
JesusNEVERexisted wrote:
glen a richter wrote:
JesusNEVERexisted wrote:
ComradeT wrote:
big d note wrote:We had a poster from Sweden back when Berglund was drafted, I think it was Ehijo, who said that Berglund tended to get really down on himself when he didn't play well and go into a funk. At the time I wondered if the Blues had a sports psychologist on staff to deal with players like that. I still don't know whether they do or not, but it would make sense to have one.
They tried to hire his mom but she refused cause she knew better.
They tried to hire Berglund's own mom to be his psychologist?? :grin:
Proving one needs to possess intelligence to comprehend humor.
Your not intelligent enough to know what humor is. That was NOT funny.
HumorNEVERexisted.

Re: Schwartz

Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2014 9:32 pm
by Oaklandblue
STLADOGG wrote:
JesusNEVERexisted wrote:
glen a richter wrote:
JesusNEVERexisted wrote:
ComradeT wrote:
big d note wrote:We had a poster from Sweden back when Berglund was drafted, I think it was Ehijo, who said that Berglund tended to get really down on himself when he didn't play well and go into a funk. At the time I wondered if the Blues had a sports psychologist on staff to deal with players like that. I still don't know whether they do or not, but it would make sense to have one.
They tried to hire his mom but she refused cause she knew better.
They tried to hire Berglund's own mom to be his psychologist?? :grin:
Proving one needs to possess intelligence to comprehend humor.
Your not intelligent enough to know what humor is. That was NOT funny.
HumorNEVERexisted.
This is so juvenile, everyone knows that Bergy's mom has the same Agent as Schwartz .

Re: Schwartz

Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2014 10:31 am
by cardsfan04
JesusNEVERexisted wrote:
glen a richter wrote:
JesusNEVERexisted wrote:
ComradeT wrote:
big d note wrote:We had a poster from Sweden back when Berglund was drafted, I think it was Ehijo, who said that Berglund tended to get really down on himself when he didn't play well and go into a funk. At the time I wondered if the Blues had a sports psychologist on staff to deal with players like that. I still don't know whether they do or not, but it would make sense to have one.
They tried to hire his mom but she refused cause she knew better.
They tried to hire Berglund's own mom to be his psychologist?? :grin:
Proving one needs to possess intelligence to comprehend humor.
Your not intelligent enough to know what humor is. That was NOT funny.
Oh hi there irony.

Re: Schwartz

Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2014 1:08 pm
by ComradeT
glen a richter wrote:Whether it was funny or not is neither here nor there. It was an obvious attempt at humor but you thought it was a serious comment, thus not getting the intent of the original post. Failure to recognize humor, good or bad, shows a lack of intelligence on your part and even top psychiatrists say so.
Glen, I hope you're only trying to be generic here for the sake of a generic argument. Because THAT WAS GOOD HUMOR, even I said that.

Re: Schwartz

Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2014 1:27 pm
by JesusNEVERexisted
cardsfan04 wrote:
JesusNEVERexisted wrote:
glen a richter wrote:
JesusNEVERexisted wrote:
ComradeT wrote:
big d note wrote:We had a poster from Sweden back when Berglund was drafted, I think it was Ehijo, who said that Berglund tended to get really down on himself when he didn't play well and go into a funk. At the time I wondered if the Blues had a sports psychologist on staff to deal with players like that. I still don't know whether they do or not, but it would make sense to have one.
They tried to hire his mom but she refused cause she knew better.
They tried to hire Berglund's own mom to be his psychologist?? :grin:
Proving one needs to possess intelligence to comprehend humor.
Your not intelligent enough to know what humor is. That was NOT funny.
Oh hi there irony.
No, it's called auto correct on a cellphone. It can't predict what you type next so sometimes it changes what you type on its own. There's also something called a typo.

Re: Schwartz

Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2014 3:10 pm
by glen a richter
ComradeT wrote:
glen a richter wrote:Whether it was funny or not is neither here nor there. It was an obvious attempt at humor but you thought it was a serious comment, thus not getting the intent of the original post. Failure to recognize humor, good or bad, shows a lack of intelligence on your part and even top psychiatrists say so.
Glen, I hope you're only trying to be generic here for the sake of a generic argument. Because THAT WAS GOOD HUMOR, even I said that.
I was being generic. The original joke was quite funny. I got a nice chuckle out of it.

Re: Schwartz

Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2014 4:02 pm
by ViPeRx007
Yea, so BACK ON TOPIC: Schwartz is as good as signed from what I'm reading. May have a deal done this evening...

:cup:

...even Link said that. :zelda:

Re: Schwartz

Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2014 4:07 pm
by cprice12
He has signed...finally.

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Re: UPDATED 9/27/14: Schwartz Signed

Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2014 4:13 pm
by H-Town Blues
This seems to be excellent news.

Re: UPDATED 9/27/14: Schwartz Signed

Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2014 4:16 pm
by ViPeRx007
H-Town Blues wrote:This seems to be excellent news.
Haha. It does seem that way. Schwartz is a cornerstone of the team, IMO. There are a few dummies around here that think otherwise, but I think most would agree with me.

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Re: UPDATED 9/27/14: Schwartz Signed

Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2014 4:21 pm
by JesusNEVERexisted
He's definitely a good player and will help the team so that's a positive. But like others on here noted he disappeared during the playoffs when it really counts. During much of that series with Hawks I couldn't even tell he was there since he was so invisible.

Re: UPDATED 9/27/14: Schwartz Signed

Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2014 4:22 pm
by glen a richter
Oh thank Jesus!

Re: UPDATED 9/27/14: Schwartz Signed

Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2014 6:50 pm
by F Keenan
JesusNEVERexisted wrote:He's definitely a good player and will help the team so that's a positive. But like others on here noted he disappeared during the playoffs when it really counts. During much of that series with Hawks I couldn't even tell he was there since he was so invisible.
You were probably too busy ejaculating into your Kane jersey to pay close enough attention. Well, assuming you've reached that age.

Re: UPDATED 9/27/14: Schwartz Signed

Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2014 6:55 pm
by ViPeRx007
JesusNEVERexisted wrote:He's definitely a good player and will help the team so that's a positive. But like others on here noted he disappeared during the playoffs when it really counts. During much of that series with Hawks I couldn't even tell he was there since he was so invisible.
It's almost like he NEVER existed.

Re: UPDATED 9/27/14: Schwartz Signed

Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2014 7:21 pm
by glen a richter
ViPeRx007 wrote:
JesusNEVERexisted wrote:He's definitely a good player and will help the team so that's a positive. But like others on here noted he disappeared during the playoffs when it really counts. During much of that series with Hawks I couldn't even tell he was there since he was so invisible.
It's almost like he NEVER existed.
Schwartz = Jesus?