Let's Go Blues

Today on wikipedia I learned about figging : Figging most commonly refers to the act of inserting a piece of fresh, skinless ginger into the anus or rectum. The ginger causes a strong burning sensation in the anus without causing permanent damage. [and it goes on...] We recently got some chai at th...

Bottle Rocket.

Granted, i've never ate one, but how in the hell does one cut their mouth on a circle shaped piece of bread? It had little bits of onion baked into the bread, and apparently one of them was as sharp as a razor blade... Well dude, I think you're cool as hell, but with all your issues, flu, bleeding ...

Blueline29 wrote:Has there ever been a music video--in all the history of music videos--more abitrarily disturbing than "Total Eclipse of the Heart," by Bonnie Tyler?

If you mean "Has there ever in the history of filmmaking been better special effects?" Then the answer is a resounding "No".

Blues Fan in SF wrote:I (Frank) cut my mouth on a goddamn bagel this morning and it didn't stop bleeding for 4 hours.

You're falling apart! We need to just set you adrift on an iceberg.

ksbluesfan wrote:You forgot Carson.

Whoops....

I'd bid but the seller only has 5 positive feedbacks in 7 years of Ebay membership.

Prngr44 wrote:Which one of you is the photog guru??

Boyes - awsum - the rest of our offense - not so much awsum

Put one of those giant fart can tips on the end (at the back of the car) and everyone will think it's supposed to sound like that. Maybe go ahead and put a wing on the trunk lid too.

Hello giant settlement from the state of Texas!

"Chum to base, Chum to base. Do you read me base? I'm gonna need some air support here."

Congrats! Glad to hear all is well.

Cabby wrote:SINCE WE TRADED TEH DOUG WAITZ IS HE HAVING GOOD SEASON IN ANAHEIM OR JUST TEH LAME DUCK?

HE SCORD TEH GAYM WINNAR AGINST TEH OILERS TEH UTHER NITE11!!1!

For me it has to be all about Quake II. I worked at a place where we played this over the network and there's nothing like torching coworkers at 1000 yards with one shot of the railgun. The best was we'd play 1/2 hour past quitting time and get paid time and a half for playing Quake. :lol: Quake II ...

Blues Fan in SF wrote:I can personally guarantee that, barring your own death on this day, NO ONE is having a shittier, more f*cked up Christmas Eve day than me.

That's the "reason for the season" right there!

Welcome home. Have a great Christmas.

kodos wrote:

Portland Blues wrote:...but now works for a pipe-laying company in Baton Rouge, La. He enjoys deer hunting, boning Jamie Spears and dirt-bike riding."

Fixed.

"Jamie Lynn Spears' baby daddy is reportedly ready to settle down with the young star.

According to Jackson, Aldridge briefly attended a junior college in Mississippi but now works for a pipe-laying company in Baton Rouge, La. He enjoys deer hunting and dirt-bike riding."

F Keenan wrote:And just a shade under a decade too, alright!

Nice job on the G.E.D.!